The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn:Ellen (6/24/2015)


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

You know what I think is a mistake? Life insurance commercials that try to sympathize or be relatable. No dice, commercial. Focus on the positive: “1 out of every ~5,500 people who fake their death and move to Fiji with the insurance money are successful! So, what are you waiting for?” 

I just made that up, but I’m sold!

Why am I doing this?

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