The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (1/20/16)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

My wife and I have lived in Colorado a few weeks now and I have learned the difference between me looking normal vs. me looking like I am dying from the inside out is forgetting to put lotion on just one day before leaving for work.

I think Colorado’s atmosphere might be sponsored by the lotion industry.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (1/20/16)" (2)

  1. I lived there 12 years and spent most of that time outdoors. Sunscreen is lotion’s best friend.

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