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Attn: Ellen (1/20/16)

January 20, 2016

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

My wife and I have lived in Colorado a few weeks now and I have learned the difference between me looking normal vs. me looking like I am dying from the inside out is forgetting to put lotion on just one day before leaving for work.

I think Colorado’s atmosphere might be sponsored by the lotion industry.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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  1. allthoughtswork's avatar
    allthoughtswork said:
    January 20, 2016 at 12:48 pm

    I lived there 12 years and spent most of that time outdoors. Sunscreen is lotion’s best friend.

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