The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (4/27/16)

Front

Ellen259a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen259b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Currently our nation is struggling with the following quiz. Public bathrooms cause concern because:

A) The smell
B) That small urine-based creek with tributaries and everything
C) No soap!!
D) All of the above

But a number of people are writing in (E) and then their personal definition of being transgendered. Hello people, soap is important!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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