Attn: Ellen (4/27/16)
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Currently our nation is struggling with the following quiz. Public bathrooms cause concern because:
A) The smell
B) That small urine-based creek with tributaries and everything
C) No soap!!
D) All of the above
But a number of people are writing in (E) and then their personal definition of being transgendered. Hello people, soap is important!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com