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Attn: Ellen (4/27/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Currently our nation is struggling with the following quiz. Public bathrooms cause concern because:

A) The smell
B) That small urine-based creek with tributaries and everything
C) No soap!!
D) All of the above

But a number of people are writing in (E) and then their personal definition of being transgendered. Hello people, soap is important!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (2/1/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Seen here is “Little Butch.” The world’s first and only transgendered airplane.

Seriously – who names a plane, or anything, “Little Butch”?

On the other hand, who can resist those masculine curves?

Confused, & Weird, & Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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