The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (12/14/16)



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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

With Christmas fast approaching and shopping areas turning into horrifying parking experiences wrought with feelings where you smash the palms of your hands into your eyes as though that’ll help – I’d recommend people have nature documentaries … wait no, those can be depressing … How about just pretty pictures of animals? Have those at the ready. See, isn’t life better just remembering how pretty things can be?

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