The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (5/17/17)



Back (apologies for my handwriting!)


The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I don’t know much about hockey, but I do like watching it.

With the playoffs going, I like to watch and make up fake slang to impress my wife.

“Oh yah, well he leaked the net real nice, basically re-doing the whole upholstery and all he’s got to show for it is a horse-sized vitamin, ya know?”

Neat, huh?

Sincerely, OR

Why am I doing this?

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