March 1 (Thursday)
Hour long car ride
Nice to wander aimlessly
While the kiddo naps
March 2 (Friday)
Questions seem simple
Until you work with someone
Who is bad at them
March 3 (Saturday)
“Put on whatever”
I pick a fantastic film
“Action movie?!?” (….Duh.)
March 4 (Sunday)
I remember when
Sundays didn’t make me think
Of politicians
March 5 (Monday)
Skipping work out class
To keep working on my code
Yeah, it’s clear I’m cool
March 6 (Tuesday)
Costco with the kid
Tons to look at, lunch to go
For dad’s long nap drive
March 7 (Wednesday)
Rushed to finish code
Then it didn’t make the build
Great googly moogly
March 8 (Thursday)
Trip to library
Lady: “what a cute baby!”
‘scuse, you meant cutest
March 9 (Friday)
Wife got promoted!
Calls for flowers and ice cream!
(Ice cream’s always key)
March 10 (Saturday)
Early morning jog
I feel like I’m the Tin Man
Without his oil
March 11 (Sunday)
Daylight savings time
First time ever I’m for it
Kid now wakes at 6!
March 12 (Monday)
Last bit of wife’s jog
Head outside with the kiddo
Workout ends with grins
March 13 (Tuesday)
Came up with insult
Tell someone they’re a Tuesday
Means nothing, sounds harsh
March 14 (Wednesday)
Bunch of colleagues canned
Go from sad to my old pal …
Hi gallows humor
March 15 (Thursday)
It’s March Madness time
Which sounds like 20s slang for
Aunt Flo visiting
March 16 (Friday)
Is it just me, or
You, too, call guys named Gary
Gare-Bear? (Not out loud)
March 17 (Saturday)
Wild St. Pat’s day
Bought some clothes that were on sale
… And … That’s about it
March 18 (Sunday)
Vacuuming barefoot
One of life’s simple pleasures
Warn, clean (ish) carpet
March 19 (Monday)
No matter the guest
Arrive, greet the cute baby,
Then, to me, ‘oh, hey’
March 20 (Tuesday)
My mom is in town
To watch the kid, and bring gifts
And I got one, too!
March 21 (Wednesday)
Cheated sleep system
Kid woke at 5, rocked to sleep
Cute, snuggly cheating
March 22 (Thursday)
Coworker comes in
Someone discussing her code
Defense mode – ENGAGE!
March 23 (Friday)
My mom left today
She came, saw, and babysat
Then on to next gig
March 24 (Saturday)
The boy found his feet
Both limber, and frustrated
Review’s in: Tastes gross
March 25 (Sunday)
Kids first tooth coming!
An excited mom declares
Let pokes, prods increase
March 26 (Monday)
Wife’s mom is in town
Is my son also a sun?
With doting planets?
March 27 (Tuesday)
Opting out today
Asked for no updates on kid
Prepping for daycare
March 28 (Wednesday)
Reading Handmaid’s Tale
Nothing better than feeling
Depressed before bed
March 29 (Thursday)
Grandpa flying in
Grandparent’s ‘who gets more laughs’
Competition starts
March 30 (Friday)
Got a new backpack
Bulky and insane looking …
But I’m pumped for hikes!
March 31 (Saturday)
Bye to grandparents
Back to a quiet household
(Well, plus squawking kid)
Hello awkward ride. Hopefully this weekend I’ll take it for a real test drive.
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