Attn: Ellen (12/19/18)

The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (12/19/18)

December 19, 2018

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This year I’ve secretly been telling people ‘Mary Christmas’ because this girl I know, named Mary, likes bringing home-baked cookies to work so I hope that … aw crap, just remembered her name is actually Joan.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

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