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Attn: Ellen (7/5/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Unless this girl is a squatter, I’m not entirely sure she knows what ‘moderate cost’ means. But hey, we all need a summer shack, right?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (6/28/17)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Over the course of my life I have discovered a lot of hairs in my food … And yet … Each time I react the same: shock, horror, feelings of betrayal, maybe a quick “AHH!!!”

Please advise.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (6/21/17)

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Ellen313a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know what I hate? When someone says ‘my gosh’ but they are clearly staring at someone else’s gosh.

Some show respect.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?