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Attn: Ellen (4/26/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Is it just me or does stainless steel sound like a challenge?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (4/19/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This issue of Vogue featured the famous article about the woman who had her head sewn onto the body of a bird.

I guess you could say she was a little cuckoo.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (4/12/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I wonder how many photographers have taken a magical picture like this only to get home, look at the picture, notice a giant horse penis.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?