Attn: Ellen (4/26/17)
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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Is it just me or does stainless steel sound like a challenge?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Is it just me or does stainless steel sound like a challenge?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
This issue of Vogue featured the famous article about the woman who had her head sewn onto the body of a bird.
I guess you could say she was a little cuckoo.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I wonder how many photographers have taken a magical picture like this only to get home, look at the picture, notice a giant horse penis.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery