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Attn: Ellen (4/12/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I wonder how many photographers have taken a magical picture like this only to get home, look at the picture, notice a giant horse penis.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (1/8/14)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I bet if I was a horse and going to my first day of horse high school and I saw other horses and I said “hey” some bully horse would say “horses eat hay!” I’d probably try to have a quick response like, “that joke is stale-ion … like stallion …”

This hypothetical horse high school would be tough for me.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (4/10/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres horse

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

On this postcard you see Sebastian. Sebastian was happily free & living life to the fullest. Then one day he was captured, “broken,” and began his new life living in a stable.

But Sebastian didn’t like this cooped-up life. He got moody (see: the postcard picture). His owners felt bad and decided to let him free. He was too emotional!, they said, living indoors had made him … unstable.

Your daily dose of oy right there!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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