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Attn: Ellen (9/23/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

How about this postcard, huh? My sister got me a set of SIX of these! All the exact same. So, what should I do with the five remaining Neapolitan cat cones? Any celebrity pals you want me to send one to? Or any other ideas?

What can I say – these postcards have me in a cat … atonic state.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (9/16/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcardBack (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’ve been there! Well, maybe not that particular rock but other rocks. Really neat ones too. But you’ll have to take my word on that because I don’t have postcards of them.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (9/2/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

While this method of sorting mail proved effective, it was also unfortunately adopted by Texas as an outlook on life: “Texan,” or “Nope … Nope, Nope.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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