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Happy Labor Day!

To all you pregnant moms out there, try your best to give birth today, to give the day extra meaning.

 

2012 SMU Football

On Sunday, at 5:30 central time, the SMU football season kicks off! Whoo! FOOTBALL! (Said in my best southern voice.) Last year I made a prediction about SMU’s record before the season began, and I wasn’t too far off. I thought they would go 8-4, they actually went 7-5 (although the loss against Navy was ridiculous – seriously SMU? That’s still upsetting.). Anywho.

I had predicted they’d lose to TCU, but beat Tulsa. In fact, they lost to Tulsa (what?), but beat TCU (boo yah!!).

They’re going to play in the Big East the season after this one, so the hope is to leave good ol’ Conference USA on a high note. (Which means we’ll have to beat Houston … gulp.)

Anywho, time to get down to it!

9/2 @ Baylor Win (you’d better)
9/8 v Stephen F. Austin Win (or the tears will fall)
9/15 v Texas A&M Loss (I’m not kidding myself here)
9/29 v TCU (Fam Wknd) Loss (SMU won last year, TCU will be angry)
10/06 @ UTEP Win
10/13 @ Tulane Win
10/18 v Houston Loss
10/27 v Memphis (Homecoming) Win
11/03 @ UCF Win?
11/10 v Southern Miss Loss
11/17 @ Rice Win
11/24 v Tulsa Win (don’t lose to THEM, they’re in Oklahoma!)

Sorry, Oklahoma, but you’re easy to make fun of.

Overall predicted record: 8-4 (I’m consistent).

I almost want to put an asterisk next to every game where I have predicted a win, because SMU is still really shaky in my mind. I have seen them play quite a few games that they really have lost due to their own silly mistakes.

Here’s hoping this season is a good one!

Capturing a New Audience

I’ve decided that I think I want to capture a new audience.

Drunk people!

I’m not going to do this in some sad way like giving recipes for booze, or telling you where the best pizza is (that delivers). No! I’m going to do this in an intelligent, clever way.

I’m going to rely on drunks spelling errors!

Let’s say it’s 2:40 am. A few drunk buddies have just returned home. They are HUNGRY. Man why didn’t you get a frozen pizza or something you JERK. One of them, the least drunk, notices the computer. He sits down and pops up his favorite search engine (google), and types in:

“24/7 pizza delivery”

Only wait, he’s drunk.

“274 piza delifyry”

Oh, hello drunkard! No pizza here, just a bunch of hits for good ol’ DumbFunnery.com! Sure, they’ll laugh at me! Call me dumb, call me crazy, call me a drunk! But I’ll be the one getting all the drunk hits with my new, brilliant tagging system! Every post will be tagged with something clever like:

  • piza
  • chnese food sale
  • drunk funy
  • unsnd txt messag
  • hot ttis chck
  • cragslst misdd msisd missd connectins