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Attn: Ellen (1/10/18)



Back (apologies for my handwriting!)



The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Maybe this is wrong to wonder … But do you think terrorist groups, like bands, hang out wondering what their name should be?

“Dude! That name sucks! It doesn’t convey, like, our vibe.”

OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?


Band Name Recipe

I’ve been doing research for bands to see at South by Southwest this

year (I’ll have a post some time soon of fun new songs) and I think I have a simple recipe for coming up with a band name. Keep in mind, this is for a hipster band that probably no one will hear of. Your songs will have less views than a squirrel sleeping on a trash can (who am I kidding, what artist could have more views than that?).

Adjective + Food Item

That’s it! Simple, isn’t it. Obviously you want to go for less often used adjectives, and unique foods.

  • Gregarious Oatmeal

You could even throw the word the in front if it feels appropriate.

  • The Chaotic Quiche

Other articles are good, too. Here’s a few to get you going … Have at it!

  • An Angry Quesadilla
  • The Mighty Muffin Top
  • Silly Sweet and Sour
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