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Attn: Ellen (7/9/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres Postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I bet if there was an actual creature called a ‘snuggle monster’ it would be covered in fur and very strong. Also, like a boa constrictor, it would kills its meals by constricting them – except the snuggle monster would make this look adorable.

The meal’s last thought would be “You like me! You REALLY like me!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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