The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (7/9/14)


Ellen DeGeneres Postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I bet if there was an actual creature called a ‘snuggle monster’ it would be covered in fur and very strong. Also, like a boa constrictor, it would kills its meals by constricting them – except the snuggle monster would make this look adorable.

The meal’s last thought would be “You like me! You REALLY like me!”

Sincerely, OR

Why am I doing this?

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