Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
(Dear Ellen,
I couldn’t bring myself to do it but I thought it’d be fantastic to send this blank.
Fantastic in the creepiest sense possible.
Anywho, that’s why this whole thing is in parenthesis – you can just pretend it’s not here that way.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com)
7/11/10
Today I was driving home from Tomball, Texas. A town to the north of Houston.
I had visited a Buc-ee’s for the first time. I bought a t-shirt and some Buc-ee’s beef jerky.
I was listening to Jerry Reed singing ‘Guitar Man.’
I had my window down, elbow leaning out, blasting ‘Guitar Man’ and chewing on beef jerky.
I saw a sign that said “God Bless Our Troops,” and thinking Texas would want me to do this, I yelled out, “Hell Yeah!”
DumbFunnery 