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Attn: Ellen (2/13/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres Valentines

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Ellen DeGeneres Valentines

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

It’s pretty well-established that dolphins are awesome, right? So why aren’t there more Valentine’s cards that say stuff like, “You’re cooler than Flipper, wanna get some ice cream?”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Happy Valentine’s!

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