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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I hate Trump, but hopefully one day I can look back and reflect on the unique experience of living through the worst presidency in the history of the U.S.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
Quick update on my life goal to be cooler.
You know how some food things might say they’re fresh or even a bold claim like ‘freshness guaranteed’? I bought a t-shirt that said that because I thought, oh boy, now THIS is what I call cool.
I got dressed one day, and I was feeling pretty good so I changed into that freshness guaranteed shirt and my toddler son threw up on me.
Pretty major set back.
Freshness not guaranteed guys.
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
This is a sneak peak at Iowa’s next big tourism campaign. ‘Corn me up, Scotty.’ It’s expected to be as successful as all their other campaigns.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
DumbFunnery 