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Posts tagged ‘dumbfunnery’

100% Irrelevant, 110% Analysis

There’s this little problem
Well it’s not little but slim
I can’t just speak on a whim
Oh now I’m being dim.

But onward!
Outward!
Forward!
Well not forward, I’d hate to be untoward.

My problem is analysis
To the point of, yes, paralysis
The more fruitless
The more endless
With no hope of definitive, conclusive bliss

When she said bye –
Why didn’t she say good bye?
Was it a shot on the sly?
Or am I guess-who-really-needs-a-hobby guy?

Look! What’s that on the horizon?
A problem that could use some serious surmisin’?
Well, isn’t this surprisin’?
I already made the decision – and it can’t be undone.

So I ask you, please make my decisions life or death,
Or I’ll just think them to death.

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I do nerd-engineering stuff so I’ve heard the phrase ‘analysis-paralysis’ a number of times. But I met someone who hadn’t heard that phrase, so in case you haven’t, I just made you that much dorkier.

Also, I really do over-think things I don’t need to quite a bit, so I’m going to hit this topic again for a poem and next time try to make it good.

Samuel L. Jackson Home Security Network

 

DANG IT! The sound quality stinks for Sammy L! Turn it up I guess … listen close for the quotes. I may try and re-do this because it’s a really dumb video, but I like it.

 

Have a good weekend folkses!

College – When a Guy Can Really Look Like an Idiot

This week I’ve been at a fancy work conference. In honor of this I found some pictures of me looking like an idiot in college.

I’m doing this post because I find the irony of dumb pictures of me while I schmooze funny, and because I’m feeling lazy. Enjoy?