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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (7/25/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I picture Mrs. Dash, of seasoning fame, as a serial serious dater. Then she gets engaged … suddenly it is all a little too serious and boom, she’s gone.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (7/11/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I like this picture because at first you see the feet and think, ‘oh weird’ then you see the arm and think ‘AHH!’

Sorta like a first date red flag reveal.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (7/4/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Happy July 4th, and happy bday America. May we look back upon this time as our awkward, rebellious teenage years.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?