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Attn: Ellen (7/4/18)

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Ellen356a

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Ellen357b

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Happy July 4th, and happy bday America. May we look back upon this time as our awkward, rebellious teenage years.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (7/2/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Can you imagine the impact it would have if instead of people buying colorful napkins and paper plates and mini-flags and just the right clothes people instead put the money for 4th of July decorations squarely to the national debt?

…But those red, white & blue socks are awfully cool …

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery OR
@DumbFunnery

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