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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I wonder if there is a Guinness World Record for longest “awwwwww.” And wouldn’t t be weird if that was achieved by someone looking at a picture of a blue whale. If I was from Guinness I would disqualify the person.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
P.S. If I was going for the record I’d look at baby fox pictures.
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
It’s the time of year where we must once again ask ourselves – am I the only one who sensed sexual tension between Vader and R2?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
Lately when I log in to my email on my phone a pop-up notification appears and says ‘No Connection.’
And I feel like, nuh uh phone, I’ve got connections. How about my wife, huh? And my kiddo, and family? Could I use more friends? Sure, yeah, who couldn’t?
Do I wonder if the mail carrier informed the neighbors that that lanky guy who lives near them writes postcards to Ellen, and since then they have come to fear me and whisper in the shadows about me? Sure, who wouldn’t harbor that worry?
Am I so desperate to think of a post that I choose some small thing and then pose a series of ridiculous questions around it? I couldn’t tell you, because I’m too busy writing a masterpiece.
Am I about done here? Um. Yeah I guess so.
DumbFunnery 