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Attn: Ellen (4/4/18)



Back (apologies for my handwriting!)



The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

It’s the time of year where we must once again ask ourselves – am I the only one who sensed sexual tension between Vader and R2?

Sincerely, OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?


Attn: Ellen (6/22/11)


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

I bet Darth Vader is, in his head, yelling “oh fiddlesticks!”

What do you think?


If Facebook Had a Bit More Honesty??

*Honestly I bet for every break up on facebook the majority of the comments are unwritten – and they’re probably, “oh they hadn’t already broken up?” Or, “jeez about time.” Unless you’re a hot girl, in which case male friends are suddenly full of worry and platonic (pffft) care for you. But maybe I’m just a punk.

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