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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (3/7/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Nature, like babies, can somehow be both terrifying and beautiful at the same time.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (2/28/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Remember the old ‘cotton – the fabric of our lives’ ad? If I was silk (and I recognize that’s a weird statement) I would have a rebuttal ad, ‘silk – the fabric of the life you wish you had.’ After all, it’s a well known fact that silk is cotton’s wealthy aunt.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (2/21/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Do you think this is the Winter Olympics where the IOC finally admits the biathlon is really just a spy proving game? Who else but James Bond needs to cross country ski to a locale, shoot a gun with precision, then ski away?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?