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Dear Ellen,
Here’s an idea for 2018. Please pass it on. When you’re in person with someone, in 2018, don’t be an a-hole. Online? Go nuts! Be an absolute terror.
Right now … online is mostly jerks, and in person is a grab bag but often unpleasant.
2018 would be a small step in the right direction, plus you’d know what you’re in for.
Brilliant, right?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
Here’s the conundrum. I would say Merry Christmas to you, but … Donald Trump. He’s got his whole ‘Christmas is under attack’ thing going and I detest that man. Plus, I have a natural ‘you don’t tell me what to do!’ side to me.
All that to say … Happy Christmas! (I went British. Take that.)
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
I didn’t know the ‘Little Critters’ postcards included one of my son! Ha! Ha! Ha!
No, really though, my wife gave birth to a skunk. It’s a medical anomaly, and I find it disturbing.
Please send help.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
DumbFunnery 