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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (12/13/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

The fact that pedophile vs anyone was a close election is tough … BUT, we just witnessed a real life, modern (but was it? KKK prosecutor vs man who likes teenage girls … what year is it??) … Anyway, a modern To Kill a Mockingbird.

So that’s nice?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (12/6/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we see a cartoon depiction of our current political landscape.
Honestly, what’s the best course of action when the more you pay attention the more disheartened and disappointed you feel?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/29/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

While fishnet stockings over your face may look attractive, it can make eating difficult.

Note here, this woman attempting to eat her finger.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR

@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?