Attn: Ellen (5/31/17)
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Dear Ellen,
How many dates do you think have ended where the last thing said was just “ew?”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Attn: Ellen (5/24/17)
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Dear Ellen,
Wouldn’t it be embarrassing if you were a Cleveland Cavaliers fan and you’re at a game and the crowd gets into it and starts chanting but you mess up royally and start chanting “let’s go calves.”
The stuff of nightmares.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
Attn: Ellen (5/17/17)
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Dear Ellen,
I don’t know much about hockey, but I do like watching it.
With the playoffs going, I like to watch and make up fake slang to impress my wife.
“Oh yah, well he leaked the net real nice, basically re-doing the whole upholstery and all he’s got to show for it is a horse-sized vitamin, ya know?”
Neat, huh?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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