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As an FYI, the postcard is from the Johnson Space Center gift shop.
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Dear Ellen,
Did you know I’m 6’3″ of awkward on the dance floor?
It’s like each limb is trying to one-up the other in an awkward battle. Neat, huh?
GetBradStanley
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As an FYI, the postcard is from the grocery store close to where my parents live. It makes me happy how tacky it is.
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Dear Ellen,
I’m going to re-introduce myself via bad haiku:
Just who is this guy?
Engineer. Hopeful author.
Future guest of yours!?!
GetBradStanley
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This postcard is the equivalent of an awkward hello. You’re welcome for that.
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
As an FYI, the postcard is from the Witte Museum in San Antonio. It is from the Hertzberg Circus Collection.
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Dear Ellen,
My dream is to be a published author, and my sister’s advice is: ‘get on Ellen! She’s awesome!’
I listened to friends advice – and I’ve started a blog called GetBradStanleyPublished.com. The blog
is goofy and fun, and it’s got all kinds of oddball goodness.
I’m writing now because I’m finally taking my sister’s advice. I’m hoping to grab your (or more
likely an intern’s or bored security guard’s) attention and get you to check out my site.
Until the next begging postcard!
GetBradStanleyPublished.com
P.S. If you’re lucky the next postcard may even involve pleading and imploring. Oh boy!
DumbFunnery 
