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Posts tagged ‘fan mail’

Attn: Ellen (8/8/18)

Front

Ellen360a

 

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen360b

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m calling it now – if Trump gets a second term he’s going to have NASA stamp his name on the moon in giant text.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (8/1/18)

Front

Ellen359a

 

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen359b

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I like my son being in my shadow. The sun is just so bright, you know? And sun burn is no joke!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

P.S. Walking with an umbrella or hat also works.

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (7/25/18)

Front

Ellen358a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

Ellen358b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I picture Mrs. Dash, of seasoning fame, as a serial serious dater. Then she gets engaged … suddenly it is all a little too serious and boom, she’s gone.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?