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Attn: Ellen (8/8/18)

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Ellen360a

 

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m calling it now – if Trump gets a second term he’s going to have NASA stamp his name on the moon in giant text.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (6/20/18)

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Ellen354a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

Ellen354b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Can you imagine how painful and awkward and terrifying it would be if the following happened … An alien race came to visit planet Earth. But, wait, it’s Trump leading the greeting party. Guh.

But I’m not too worried, I’m pretty sure Angela Merkel would drop kick Trump before the meeting to knock him out.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (3/21/18)

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Ellen343a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

Ellen343b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I remember reading that one way to get someone to consider another view is to take an extremist version of their view. So if someone is pro-guns you say every person at birth should get a social security number and gun.

I guess what I’m getting at is if Trump is president much longer I’m going to turn into a communist.

Sincerely,

DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

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