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Posts tagged ‘fan mail’

Attn: Ellen (12/20/17)

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Dear Ellen,

I didn’t know the ‘Little Critters’ postcards included one of my son! Ha! Ha! Ha!

No, really though, my wife gave birth to a skunk. It’s a medical anomaly, and I find it disturbing.

Please send help.

Sincerely,

DumbFunnery.com

OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (12/13/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

The fact that pedophile vs anyone was a close election is tough … BUT, we just witnessed a real life, modern (but was it? KKK prosecutor vs man who likes teenage girls … what year is it??) … Anyway, a modern To Kill a Mockingbird.

So that’s nice?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (12/6/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we see a cartoon depiction of our current political landscape.
Honestly, what’s the best course of action when the more you pay attention the more disheartened and disappointed you feel?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?