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Posts tagged ‘fan mail’

Attn: Ellen (4/19/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This issue of Vogue featured the famous article about the woman who had her head sewn onto the body of a bird.

I guess you could say she was a little cuckoo.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (4/5/17)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m debating writing a book where the narrator is ornery and impatient, perhaps even a trifle racist. Here’s a taste:

“Gene! Quit acting like such a basket case!!,” she said this, crossing the room, arms gesticulating wildly.

Gene, unmoved, replied with silence.

He failed to reply because Gene is literally a cage for baskets. Seems obvious to me, you twit.

<And Scene.>

What do you think??

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

P.S. Like the drawing on the postcard? Pass on your compliments to @NotNotTSHendrik.

Attn: Ellen (3/29/17)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I didn’t meet the artist who made this book cover but I felt I was in line with the spirit of his art by adding that dialogue.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?