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Attn: Ellen (12/17/14)

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Dear Ellen,

I had a lot of favorite moments while traveling in Bogota, and I would like to tell you about the dumbest one.

Everywhere around our hotel there were lovely Christmas decorations that had been hung up. One building had, in big, blinking-light letters “JO JO JO.” It took a second before I got it, and then I had to laugh.

My fiancé gave me a look, then said, “no, laugh in Spanish!” “Ah,” I said, “lo siento. Jajajaja!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (12/10/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

You know that face I make when someone says something to me in a language I don’t know? Because a lot of people in Cartagena, Colombia know!

Yep, yours truly and my fiancé went to Colombia for a friend’s wedding. What’s that? You want to know more? Well sure, who wouldn’t!?

Sincerely,
The Uninformed Tourist
AKA DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (11/26/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

You take the over/under … My number is 100.

That number is how many restaurant owners in the U.S. gave serious thought to the idea of a Thanksgiving meal deal that comes with a free pair of sweatpants for each customer.

Let me know about your decision via Twitter!

Sincerely,
@DumbFunnery

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