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Attn: Ellen (11/19/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

Soon my fiancé and I will be taking a trip to Colombia for a friend’s wedding. Another friend and I devised a plan: in every picture we will have, somewhere, a can of Coke. Then when showing off trip photos we can casually say, “Colombia’s Coke problem is tough … It’s called Pepsi, heard of it!?”

Ambassadorship, here I come.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/5/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

You know when someone says your name angrily and then with a sort of cautious anger, “what are you doing?” I think that is life’s greatest improv game. Because there may be a right answer, but there are definitely wrong answers to that question.

So I have to ask, Ellen, what are you doing?

Let me know @DumbFunnery!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (10/29/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Considering how advanced special effects are, it’s a wonder that every movie doesn’t have a random battle between dragons and ill-tempered robots. Come on, why not, movie industry?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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