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Posts tagged ‘fantail’

Attn: Ellen (4/22/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This postcard makes me think – is it, or is it not a good idea to remake beloved movies scene for scene but recast with people who are squat champions of the universe.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
or @DumbFunnery

P.S. The byline for each one could be “gam on.”

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (4/15/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Sometimes I dream of traveling back in time with a bunch of umbrellas and distributing them to people. Just imagine how far ahead society would be in umbrella technology if only humankind had invented them earlier!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (4/8/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know that feeling where you write weekly postcards to a celebrity who doesn’t know you or respond but when you go to write you can only find a lame pen and you’re tired and lazy and so you just sorta phone it in? That’s kinda how I feel right now.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?