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Posts tagged ‘fantail’

Attn: Ellen (4/1/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

That wraps up my India postcards. If you would like to hear more, my co-workers, friends and family would be glad to have someone else listen to me ramble.

Need another reason to have me on your show? You got it: I’m pretty tall, so I could change light bulbs with only a 3-step ladder while others might need a regular ladder.

Think it over!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com or @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (3/25/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

In Udaipur, as in nearly all places we saw, our guide told us about palaces and the amazing art that went into them. Then, the guides would “kindly” offer to let us see this art being performed even today … at a store/art workroom. From this I learned that: ancient art, dying art, government subsidized and “my most honorable guests” are all ways to say “hey buddy, get ready for sticker shock!”

Sincerely,
The Easily Persuaded Tourist OR
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (3/18/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This is a big, beautiful wall of windows. That day we had a guide who explained the wall (ladies stand behind windows and watch people marching into town), and then the guide took a cool photo of Lauren (the Mrs.) with the wall reflected in her shades.

Later I tried to duplicate this but instead had a very close up picture of my wife giving me a look that says ‘why are you so close to my face?’

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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