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Posts tagged ‘fun’

Attn: Ellen (4/13/16)

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Ellen257a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen257b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This week my wife is in Houston visiting friends and family … And I am eating junk food, working out, and going door-to-door in the neighborhood telling folks I’m making dinner and could I borrow a cup of friendship?

Yeah, I’m pretty cool.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (3/30/16)

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Ellen255a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen255b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Look at that big giraffe give that little giraffe a boop! What a show!!

Imagine how wonderful it would be for a giraffe to lean all the way down, craning that fire hose of a neck, and bopping you! Nose-tonose! Another slightly unlikely life goal to add to the list.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (1/20/16)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

My wife and I have lived in Colorado a few weeks now and I have learned the difference between me looking normal vs. me looking like I am dying from the inside out is forgetting to put lotion on just one day before leaving for work.

I think Colorado’s atmosphere might be sponsored by the lotion industry.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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