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Attn: Ellen (11/5/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

You know when someone says your name angrily and then with a sort of cautious anger, “what are you doing?” I think that is life’s greatest improv game. Because there may be a right answer, but there are definitely wrong answers to that question.

So I have to ask, Ellen, what are you doing?

Let me know @DumbFunnery!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (10/29/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

Considering how advanced special effects are, it’s a wonder that every movie doesn’t have a random battle between dragons and ill-tempered robots. Come on, why not, movie industry?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (10/22/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

When I was in the 8th grade my mom, my sister and I visited a college for my sister to see if she’d like it. A guy at the college said to my mom, “oh is your son here to see the college?” to which my mom replied, “no, my daughter.” This caused the guy to give me a long, hard look. Thankfully my sister then came out of the bathroom so the guy’s questions were answered.

This weekend is my bachelor party. My brother and sister are my co-best man. My goal for the bachelor trip is to convince as many people as possible that my sister is a guy.

Wish me luck!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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