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Dear Ellen,
You know that face I make when someone says something to me in a language I don’t know? Because a lot of people in Cartagena, Colombia know!
Yep, yours truly and my fiancé went to Colombia for a friend’s wedding. What’s that? You want to know more? Well sure, who wouldn’t!?
Sincerely,
The Uninformed Tourist
AKA DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
You take the over/under … My number is 100.
That number is how many restaurant owners in the U.S. gave serious thought to the idea of a Thanksgiving meal deal that comes with a free pair of sweatpants for each customer.
Let me know about your decision via Twitter!
Sincerely,
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
Soon my fiancé and I will be taking a trip to Colombia for a friend’s wedding. Another friend and I devised a plan: in every picture we will have, somewhere, a can of Coke. Then when showing off trip photos we can casually say, “Colombia’s Coke problem is tough … It’s called Pepsi, heard of it!?”
Ambassadorship, here I come.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 