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Attn: Ellen (8/21/13)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I feel like this postcard captures my feelings about the A-Rod situation better than anything else.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (8/14/13)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I think if I was a super villain who struggled with depression I would go by the name Mega Low Maniac. I would wear a cape but it wouldn’t have any designs on it, because, as I would say also as my battle cry: “oh, what’s the point?” Of course I would never shout that before battle, my sidekick Ennui Go would do that.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (8/7/13)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Pew! Pew! Pew!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I’m guessing that’s what Curiosity is saying (it’s a good guess, right?).

Why am I doing this?