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Attn: Ellen (9/12/13)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Football, the highest form of mindless entertainment, is back!

The not at all mind-numbing play-by-play and insightful color commentary help me think many much good big thinks!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (9/4/13)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I remember going to a movie when I was in college and there were two middle-school-ish aged kids near me on a date. They managed to have the least romantic kiss almost the entire movie (almost like someone super glued their lips together).

These polar bears are instead going for the eat-your-face-off kiss. Romance!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (8/28/13)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I have a sneaking suspicion that this postcard was made by a Rice grad. Or maybe some rival of UH’s.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Whoooo college football season!!

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