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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Look at that big giraffe give that little giraffe a boop! What a show!!
Imagine how wonderful it would be for a giraffe to lean all the way down, craning that fire hose of a neck, and bopping you! Nose-tonose! Another slightly unlikely life goal to add to the list.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Everything you didn’t know about your favorite animals!
Black Bear
Claim to be the first to wear baseball hats backwards.
Confused loneliness with horny-ness once, but thankfully used protection. Vowed to never let it happen again.
Probably the most sports trivia knowledge, ever. It’s mind-blowing.
Came up with the cheer “strawberry shortcake, banana split! All you guys are playing like sh…!” At ‘sh..!’ looks around mock-bashfully.
Once had a delay in O’Hare airport in Chicago that lasted 22 hours.
Squirrel
Had a huge crush on Charles’ friend Buddy from ‘Charles in Charge.’
Look cute in a fedora.
Aren’t sure if you’re kidding when you’re being sarcastic.
Taller than you’d think.
Great rack.
Dragon
You won’t believe their stories – but, honest, they’re true.
Guilty pleasure of quoting Disney meetings during work conferences – but doing so on the sly.
Doesn’t watch baseball until the World Series.
Went to a nudist beach and giggled the WHOLE time.
Wikka-wikka-wikka-whaaaa?
Giraffe
When they go on trips they’re the ones that end up paying five dollars for a toothbrush at the hotel gift shop.
When they’ve been drinking they’ll admit it – they had four years of lessons on the accordion.
Think it’s funny to do an impression of Fred Flinstone, but instead say “yabba dabba don’t!”
Did just go there.
Don’t own any loafers, but are always on the look out for a good pair at a great price.
DumbFunnery 