February Haiku
February 1
Started Game of Thrones
Cause when reality bites
Watch depressing shows?
February 2
Toastmasters today
Only five braved icy roads
To meet … for coffee
February 3
Do I feel ennui?
Do I face a lack of LIFE!?
No, wait, I’m gassy
February 4
Wife’s birthday today!
I got her a card, necklace,
And picked on her less
February 5
Football season done
What will I do with more time!
Eh, nothing of worth
February 6
His body weakened
Fear shown plainly on his face
(Blood drawn – I’m a wuss)
February 7
I make brash, bold claims
Then support with “evidence”
And end with grace. SAD!
February 8
Guy slams his stall door
Which jars my stall door open …
Fear waddle mode: on
February 9
Basement workout: done!
Lifting weights and breathing
That sweet, sweet radon
February 10
Goodbye lunch today
And he gave us all thank you notes!
Such a kind person
February 11
Nine mile trail jog
Followed by sitting around
For twelve hours – impressed?
February 12
Wife back from a trip
And she brought blue bell ice cream
This, my friends, is love
February 13
SAFe Scrum Master test
(It was as cool as it sounds)
(And I’m pleased I passed!)
February 14
Happy Valentine’s!
Whether single or paired up,
You should buy me stuff
February 15
Step 1: lots of dishes
Step 2: headphones, and Step 3:
Caravan Palace
February 16
Warm days in winter
(Just ignore climate science)
And soak up that sun!
#itsReallyNiceOut
#conflicted
February 17
Picnic with the wife
Chicken salad and chatter
Hard to beat that lunch!
February 18
10 mile trail jog
Building up trail tolerance
Then eating with glee
February 19
Swedish TERROR NIGHT
Don Trump ate some Swedish fish
Got stuck in his teeth
February 20
Thanks past presidents!
Pained noise and curt nod to our
Current president
February 21
My watch buzzes – “Move!”
Watch, like I want to move and –
Oh, my coffee’s low!
February 22
Today: t-shirt on
Tomorrow: snow’s predicted
Weather, you crazy
February 23
Freezing rain outside
Weather like this justifies
Coffee with Swiss Miss
February 24
The cool air greets me
Snow flakes fall in slow motion
Snow globe kind of day
February 25
Friend’s birthday dinner
Beer plus small social life means
I’m VERY chatty
February 26
Wake up and decide
Jog with temps in the high teens?
Or go get doughnuts …
February 27 (Monday)
Intern interview
My questions were ‘easiest’
“How goes!?” can be tough?
February 28 (Tuesday)
Writing four days late
…Nothing of note comes to mind
That’s just depressing
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