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Attn: Ellen (8/22/12)


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ellen degeneres star wars

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

It’s like someone just said, “ham on rye!,” and Princess Leia is thinking “mmm!,” Han is thinking, “with or without mayo?” and Luke – letting his actions speak for him, is thinking, “NOT AGAIN!”


Why am I doing this?

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