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Attn: Ellen (1/18/12)

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Dear Ellen,

And God spoke unto Saint Jerome, but He thusly kinda mumbled. Lo, Jerome said, “huh?” and again God spaketh or something. Jerome, thy confus-ed face looking upward said “what?” and God chuckled, for He had said, “loner says what?” and thusly Saint Jerome didn’t get out much.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (1/11/12)

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Dear Ellen,

What a cute lesbian couple on this postcard. Sure the roleplay where one of them is dressed as a cowboy is unexpected, but it’s cute all the same.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (1/4/12)

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Dear Ellen,

Let’s take a moment to thank the Earth for tolerating us another year … by throwing a party with LOTS OF CONFETTI!!! Yayy!

Insincerely,
DumbFunnery.com