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Attn: Ellen (9/17/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

I bet if human-eating giants from another planet came to Earth and ate people on giant hot dog buns there would be a moment of comfort because a giant hot dog would probably be pretty comfy.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (2/20/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres Hot Dog

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Cleaning can be a boring chore. But here’s a tip – play some music while you do it!

Here’s an equally important tip, DON’T play the theme song from Chariots of Fire because you’ll end up cleaning in slow motion.

It’s a scientific fact.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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