Attn: Ellen (9/24/14)
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Dear Ellen,
There are very few things that inspire as much irrational, crazy thinking for me as killing a spider. As I go to fetch my shoe I picture a cliche karate scene where young spiders swear vengeance for their master.
Then again, prove me wrong, science!
Sincerely,
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