Attn: Ellen (12/19/18)
Front

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
This year I’ve secretly been telling people ‘Mary Christmas’ because this girl I know, named Mary, likes bringing home-baked cookies to work so I hope that … aw crap, just remembered her name is actually Joan.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
